New Giant Killer Sea Animal

From the past. Scientists on a remote Artic island have uncovered the remains of a giant prehistoric reptile.

“His team described those 150-million-year-old remains as belonging to a short-necked plesiosaur measuring more than 30 feet — “as long as a bus … with teeth larger than cucumbers.”

The short-necked plesiosaur was a voracious reptile often compared to the Tyrannosaurus rex of the oceans.”

This particular bus-sized maneater is also a new species. Scientists aren’t impressed.

“We are regularly seeing new species of plesiosaurs popping up — in a way because, in the past 10 or 15 years, there has been what we call a renaissance in plesiosaur research.”

Renaiss-what? Scientists are so smart.

So I says “Renaissanced the renaissance some renaissance. Renaissance.”