Raging Monkey Update
The Great Monkey Rebellion grows. Thousands of monkeys are turning aggressive by the day. The deputy mayor is dead. Dozens of citizens are wounded. Babies fear abduction. Airports are closed. Monkey commuters harass humans. And they want more.
Now they’re coming for your soda and your girlfriend.
“Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpastes, sipping coke after opening the refrigerators,” Hiren Das told Assam state’s assembly.
He said the primates were “even slapping women.”
After I slam this Pepsi I’m slappin’ your woman, chump.
November 21, 2007 at 3:47 am
how bad can monkeys really be? i mean, we’re smarter than them and bigger (usually). i swear if a monkey ever hit my chick i would beat the shit out of him….but then my chick would think im crazy for beating on a cute monkey and get mad at me…….looks like we’re screwed either way.